The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.
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Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 13, 2011
Get the Bossology mug.Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
by BOSSDIGGITY March 14, 2011
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Get the bonology mug.An apology between bros. A formal, or non-formal acknowledgment of remorse or regret. Used by bros to express sympathy, while not downgrading their broness.
The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.
The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.
"Dude, you said you would replace that sixer of mine your stupid college freinds drank" "Oh man, you're right. I owe you a bropology. I bropologize." "Bropology accepted.
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