The Boozer

The Boozer is where the shaft of the penis meets the pubic basin and creates a slight curve.

AWHHHH YOU KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE BOOZER!

by BigMike85 May 27, 2011

top boozer

Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.

"Bro , bellas top boozer. She's always down to get fucked up but never needs to be taken care of."

by Bottomboozer April 22, 2018

Snooze Boozer

Just an Insult to be mean to other people. Doesn’t really have a meaning, just evil.

Perhaps someone who drinks in there sleep, an alcoholic.

Phoebe: did you see that meme I sent you
Amelia: yea I already saw it
Phoebe: well I was just being nice, don’t be so ungrateful you snooze boozer

by Don’t hug me I’m scared January 29, 2019

rusty boozer

Alternate word for Thanksgiving day.

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”

by Jdog333 November 12, 2020

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023

Bob The Boozer

A Drunk And Retarded Version Of Bob The Builder. He Likes Beer And Crack.

Bob The Boozer, Can He Fix It?
Bob The Boozer, No He's Drunk!

by Expansive_Dong September 28, 2024

Shirt Booger

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

by drizzle roach June 5, 2013