Bootstrap

a big, fast, monster who beats people up

bootstrap devoured the city. Bootstrap then banged megan fox.

by Bootsy69 December 28, 2010

Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

bootstrap

A small gun that you keep in your boot and use to commit armed robbery thus elevating your economic status in society.

Let's get this money foo, you got your bootstrap?

by Skatchface February 1, 2017

Bootstrap

A derogatory word for Italian douchebags. The term "Bootstrap" originates from the Italian peninsula's resemblance of a boot.

Those god damned Bootstraps won't stop talking about their meatballs.

by Your Local Memer December 19, 2017

Bootstrap

Diving technique that involves a front flip mimed as if you were flipping yourself by pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

"EL: Bootstrapping? Is that a real thing?
RG: Oh definitely. Look it up on Urban Dictionary."

by FakeSteveJobs September 21, 2010

bootstrap bill

Cumming in a chick's shoe without her knowing it so that the next time she leaves she gets the jizz foot.

Man: Have you heard of bootstrap bill?Woman: What the hell is in my shoe?

by The Swin January 27, 2014

Bootstrapper

1. The lack of style
2. A thief, when it comes to style.
3 Someone who says "ooh, I like those shoes he or she is wearing. Im getting the same pair."

Timmy: Yo, nice kicks John.

John:Eh, they we're until Frankie saw me wear 'em and decided to bootstrap'em.

Timmy: Go figure bro. Always knew Frankie to be a bootstrapper.

by Enzl3y October 14, 2009