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ski boots

noun)
a word used to describe the akward, bowlegged walk a woman has as a result of a recent rough fucking. This walk is similar to how one walks while wearing skiboots.
ern: ski boots!
sam: where?
ern: the brunette over there.
sam: dammmmmnnnnn, i tagged that ass before class and she is still wearing 'em.
by anon42o503o1204 September 24, 2005
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your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.
"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.
by geeflyboy March 3, 2011
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Bootandals

Noun: pronounced Boo-TAN-dals

Footwear that is not quite a boot and not quite a sandal.
Those bootandals are perfect for horseback riding on the beach.

Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!
by Gifts of the Vagi May 9, 2009
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tit boots

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.
wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!
by araeos October 26, 2010
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Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
by Te Rog October 16, 2008
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Patty Boots

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.
Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!
by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011
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Bootgasm

The feeling of release upon removing ski boots at the end of the day.
I skied until last chair; my bootgasm is going be awesome.
by Road Trip March 25, 2017
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