fistful of boomstick

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

by anonymous April 17, 2004

Boomstick

A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.

I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!

by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010

Boomstrate

The act of producing flatulence, fartin,breaking wind.

Tom had eaten mass amounts of refried and he had to boomstrate all night long..

by sharon & sebastian January 25, 2008

Boompskitta

Mix bvetwee a C-walk and the electric slide.

That narge jus boompskittaed all over my face. I feel like my rights jus got read to me by Richard Simmons.

by Snapers June 22, 2008

boomest

Something that's the very best, amazing or brilliant.

Something that makes you think Boom - that was awesome!

OMG Five Guys Burgers are the Boomest.

Last night I met the boomest chick.

by Cristov June 19, 2017

Boomster

An older hipster that likes to stay in the "it crowd" (their words)

That old person's following another lame trend? What a boomster.

by WittyFath3r July 17, 2021

boomstick

a shotgun, especially a sawed-off shotgun

That boomstick looks a little worse for wear.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2012