fatty boomsticks

Orginin - South African
Derived from a childrens' song designed to tease fat people tilted "Hey Fatty Boomsticks".
Lyrics - 'Hey Fatty boomsticks...sweet sugar dumplings...just because you're so big and fat...don't think I'm afraid of that....hey fatty boomsticks....sweet sugar dumplings....
Believed to reference the size of the legs of the fat person (their sticks). Which make a boom boom sound each time they take a step - thus fatty boom sticks

Hey, fatty boomsticks, out the way, you're blocking the light (sun).

We better all get some food before boomsticks gets here or there won't be any left.

Heffer,Two-ton Tessa,tidechanger,boom boom,tons of fun

by fuhnboy2 March 27, 2009

Woobstick

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Bootytickled

When you get butthurt & take things up the Butt.

(Guala & Crystal started this in 2015)

“I’m bootytickled.”

by guac2300 July 30, 2019

Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

Bootytickled

The act of being extremely "butthurt"

Usually one is bootytickled because they lack a sense of humor or are just easily offended.

"Dude, she's kinda a bitch, don't cha think?"

"Woah! she is not a bitch! You're just jealous! Leave her alone, dick."

"Wow. You didn't have to get so bootytickled about it."

by Lamesauce11 November 4, 2011

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.

Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.

by Shawn the Plumber July 24, 2017

boobsicle

where a woman has "cold" or "hard" nipples and the male oraly has fun with them.

"Hey babe, you be lookin' mighty perky, I'm in the mood for some boobsicles..."

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003