drunk,bonack

The state of mind of Bonack after drinking a fifth of Evan Williams and 4 or 5 Klonopin.

Last night I pulled a drunk,bonack.....I overslept for work today.

by crippus1 March 14, 2009

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016

bansari

a girl who is sexy, smart, and has everything a perfect girl needs.

beautiful, intelligent, insightful, beast, bansari

by i kno u May 29, 2009

Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...

prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!

by BakeSale May 24, 2006

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Bonanus

The little brown hard bit at the bottom of a banana.

don't eat the bonanus, rick.

by Bunnyavenger March 10, 2004

Bojsack

It means ballsack, but mentally challenged people say it more retarted and it comes out as boooojjsacckkkk

Hit me up on that twitter
on that facebook
on that myspace
on my bojsack

by James4less October 4, 2010