beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

Gentleman's Bonnet

Penile foreskin. Typically of the long and more meaty variety.

While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

sebastian bonnet

Gay porn star.......

brah 1: Hey dude, I was looking for pictures for a spanish project, and I came across "bonnet" this naked dude/

brah 2: ewww gay! *googles sebastian bonnet*

by Muffins Truman May 8, 2008

Bean Bonnet

The female clitoral hood. The skin covering the clitoris.

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

Bonnet Hours

The time of day where a black woman puts on her bonnet. Usually at night when it’s time for bed.

Chad: Let’s FaceTime.

Maddy: Nah it’s bonnet hours.

by clavxgl August 11, 2019

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021