bong song

A song written while high on weed.

That song is crazy, it must be a bong song.

by caffeineboy December 9, 2008

Bong Slap

v. To hit somebody with a bong.

Mario would not shut up so Michael threatened to bong slap him.

by magikoopa May 26, 2009

Bong Spew

The goo that sneezes out of your shvonce at climax.

Dat bitch gargled my bong spew before she chunked it down her throat.

by LeadMerchant November 26, 2004

Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.

i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!

by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009

Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.

"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009

bong school

An advanced learning facility centered on the enrichment of pupil's skills with smoking cannabis.

Simon: Are you hosting bong school tonight?
Carol: Nah man i just smashed the UV light

by Wabwabwab May 8, 2014