Boldent

A word devised in Brighton, England from a predictive text mistake of "couldn't". It's since evolved into an adjective with generally negative overtones.

"Boldent go there that blokes well hard."
"He's boldent shagging his best mates girlfriend"
"This guys a boldent wanker"

by GusfromBrighton August 26, 2008

bookend blowjob

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.

My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.

by Harper bear January 20, 2019

bookends

Offensive term for twins or other co-multiples, implying that they are not individuals.

Hey, Mary-Kate and Ashley, come be in this picture! Yeah, one on each side of me...y'all are like bookends!

by SleepsWithTheFishies October 13, 2011

bolen

the envy of both men and women. a brilliant person with more sex appeal than the Victoria's Secret catalog.

"Did you feel that? I just dilated. I think a bolen just walked in the room."

"Yea I totally got that vibe, my panties are soaking wet. There she is - bolen."

by JillianJones November 11, 2006

Bollen

When someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic.

Holy cow, that girl just experiences a Bollen

by CrazyBollen February 10, 2010

Bollendorf

FRICKING AWESOMENESS ON A FRIKLING BUN. YES. I SAID FRICKLING. WITH AN L.

Bob: Hey, that girls a Bollendorf.
Alex: Dannngggg.

by uglyfrickling123456789 August 30, 2011

Bolened

To be talked into a purchase you originally had no intention of buying.

I came to the store to buy a CD and the salesman Bolened me into buying 3 new DVDs.

by shoeschrist June 24, 2011