The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020

bobarto

A retarded person that isn't medically diagnosed retarded. This person's appearance, speech, and actions all reflect that of someone who is mentally slow... but for some reason they are able to function in society as a non-retarded person.

After the dick-sucking girl finished her sixth consecutive blowjob, she swallowed it down and the bobarto tongue-kissed her... tasting the remains of his six friends. What a bobarto.

by ktrane March 23, 2004

The Bober Gang

The Bober Gang is a group formed on Yahoo! Answers that harasses the hunting page constantly here are the members of it:

Joe Bober
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
Fred Durst
Jersey Joker
Joe Bober The 4th
Joe Bober The 4th (Reloaded)
Crith Angel
Flava Flav
Annie Oakleaf's Clone
Fatefinger's Clone
85
TheBoberGang
TheArmyOf Bober
Bober-Mod

Please note that 85 has not shown up in a long, long time and we believe that he has been taken down.

Some People Have Formed A Fight Against Joe Bober and his men they are:

Annie Oakleaf
Fatefinger
D.J.
treb-reporting bober since 2009
Reb
Randy
Mr. Gregg Andrews
Mountain Man
Judge
Boondock Saint
Saliva Man
.700 Nitro
Judge
bobbo342 ~is this the change~
[e-mail]
Qbnsizzle
RUGERIZMISTICNESS Bober junter
Ruger
and many more but those are the main ones

those are the rivals of Joe Bober, so far they have gained little if any ground but must keep going at it to end this once and for all so that Joe Bober will be forever banned from Yahoo! Answers!

The Bober Gang Is The Worst Idea Since Democrats!!

by Saliva Man November 9, 2009