Lowest class, usually concentrated in poorer suburban areas of Australia. 'Thick-heads', yet super infated egos, bogans have very limited vocabulary, yet can be seen scorning others that use language or social skills that the bogan does not possess. Also, any extended period of non-comprehension, will lead to branding as UN-AUSTRALIAN (The bogan with super-inflated ego naturally sees themselves as the quintessential Australian.)
The bogan interprets others avoiding them (because of their "general unpleasantness") as fear of the bogans imagined POWER and MASCULINITY.
Their understanding of the world comes from the images imprinted on their visual cortex.
Do not put a bogan in a position where an opinion of philosopy, arts, literature etc. is called for.
Leave quiety and swiftly if you encounter the bogan, and if pressed, speak in the third person about cars that radiate "Bogan-ness". Utes are "working-class" and therefore to the bogan "higher-class".
{ situational construct }
A bogan if blindfolded and released in the centre of Beverly Hills, would stand aghast, and all of the amalgam of conflicting ideals inside the bogan mind, would cause instantaneous implosion, possibly creating relativistic space-time distortion, thus compicating things further.
If cornered further by "the bogan" which mistakes you for a friend:
--talk sex, drinking bourbon etc.--
Again in the third person, omniscient.
Observation, pointing, and commenting is best.
Leave A.S.A.P.,
The bogan interprets others avoiding them (because of their "general unpleasantness") as fear of the bogans imagined POWER and MASCULINITY.
Their understanding of the world comes from the images imprinted on their visual cortex.
Do not put a bogan in a position where an opinion of philosopy, arts, literature etc. is called for.
Leave quiety and swiftly if you encounter the bogan, and if pressed, speak in the third person about cars that radiate "Bogan-ness". Utes are "working-class" and therefore to the bogan "higher-class".
{ situational construct }
A bogan if blindfolded and released in the centre of Beverly Hills, would stand aghast, and all of the amalgam of conflicting ideals inside the bogan mind, would cause instantaneous implosion, possibly creating relativistic space-time distortion, thus compicating things further.
If cornered further by "the bogan" which mistakes you for a friend:
--talk sex, drinking bourbon etc.--
Again in the third person, omniscient.
Observation, pointing, and commenting is best.
Leave A.S.A.P.,
party person 1:
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
party person 2:
Fuck, I love Nietzsche
bogan: (party crasher)... what the fuck are you dumb pooftas talking about? I going to have to teach you to be a REAL MAN.
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
party person 2:
Fuck, I love Nietzsche
bogan: (party crasher)... what the fuck are you dumb pooftas talking about? I going to have to teach you to be a REAL MAN.
by loco banANA December 9, 2008
Get the bogan mug.When a group of bogans get together to party, drink bundy and smoke bongs while wearing wifebeaters. Usually all the bogans get maggot and/or stoned requiring a late night mission to find munchies or have a mad feed on the barbie.
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Part of the octagonal pile in the middle of Copenhagen, occupied by the Danish Royal Family, known collectively in the vernacular as Boganborg, or Amelienborg to the pretentious, and relating specifically to Bogan Villa, oops! Frederik V111's palace.
Part of the octagonal pile in the middle of Copenhagen, occupied by the Danish Royal Family, known collectively in the vernacular as Boganborg, or Amelienborg to the pretentious, and relating specifically to Bogan Villa, oops! Frederik V111's palace.
Recently refurbished for an immoral quantity of Kroner through forced donations courtesy of the tax system, and filled up with freebie art, and 22 loos, - which defies reason for a family of 3, but qualifies the moniker Bogan Villa.
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Get the BOGAN VILLA mug.the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans
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Get the Douche Bagans mug.It's a game. When you burp, you or your friends say "baganga". Then you have to put your thumb to your forehead and wiggle your fingers, pointed upward. If you don't, you'll get smacked on the forehead.
BUUURRRRPPP! "Baganga"
SMACK.
what the heck?
You didn't say baganga like me, so I can smack you on the forehead.
I'll smack YOU on the forehead.
Dude, it's just a game. Play along.
SMACK.
what the heck?
You didn't say baganga like me, so I can smack you on the forehead.
I'll smack YOU on the forehead.
Dude, it's just a game. Play along.
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Get the Baganga mug.A misleading term referring to speed, whizz or goey. It implies that such drugs are prevalent amongst the bogan community but, of course, true bogans can't afford those drugs.
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