Blanche

Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.

She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.

by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011

Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Blinch

The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.

“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter”
“Who’s the Blinch?”
“Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”

by Swampgod September 15, 2023

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

Griselda Blanco

Griselda Blanco (b. February 15, 1943), also known as la Madrina, the Godmother, the Black Widow and the Cocaine Queen of Miami, was a drug lord and pioneer in the Miami-based cocaine drug trade and underworld. Blanco was known for her absolute ruthlessness and sociopathic behavior...She got Pablo Escobar into selling cocaine.

Griselda Blanco has said she is the baddest bitch to take a breath of life.

by Dylan Reed February 19, 2009

blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010