blurf

blog-surf

"what have you been doing all day?"
"gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know..."
"you spent all day blurfing!?!"

by aleksg October 2, 2008

Blurf

To expel air from the penis.

Similar to a fart or queef.

person 1: dude what's that smell
person 2: sorry i just blurfed
person 1: oh that's hot

by DangerCloud March 22, 2011

blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

by afillo May 28, 2007

blurf

a multifaceted word that can be used to express a bad situation, unusual event, or unfortunate circumstance. As well as an enthusiastic response to a question. The response can be good or bad.

That exam was blurf.
Do you wanna see that movie? Response: Blurf.
The scene where the main character died was blurf.
What she said the other night was blurf.

by maximumfx November 10, 2010

BLUMF

when you get a blowjob while going for a shit at the same time

guy: fancy a blumf?
girl: whats a blumf?
guy: c'mon into the shitter and i'll show you

by a-whales-vagina March 27, 2007

blumfkin

Invented by one of my friends, while he saw a truck full of pumpkins on TV. A combination of the word "Blumf" and "pumpkin." I don't really know what it means, but it is funny.

--The Smashing Pumkins should change into a branch of the KKK called "smashing blumfkins"
--You should take your kid to the blumfkin patch at haloween to pick out the shiniest and biggest blumfkin you could find

by Racoon Wallace April 6, 2005

blumfy

when a person named blaize is more than comfy, he's blumfy.

blaize is so damn blumfy to lay on.

by gerald1948 December 2, 2011