The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
Get the Bloody Bludgeon mug.1. a case of diareah so explosive that your anus bleeds
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids
1. DUDE i had a monster bludfahrt last nite; my anus is still sore and i wont be able to deficate for the next three weeks
2. hey man i saw Bludfahrt in concert last nite and they straight up rocked; the drummer had himself a bludfahrt on his floor tom
3. BRAh! my chick had a bludfahrt last nite all over me; im still trying to clean off the smell, i took a chemical-garlic bath
2. hey man i saw Bludfahrt in concert last nite and they straight up rocked; the drummer had himself a bludfahrt on his floor tom
3. BRAh! my chick had a bludfahrt last nite all over me; im still trying to clean off the smell, i took a chemical-garlic bath
by Steven Pachowski January 6, 2008
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It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
by Elmoshine October 18, 2008
Get the bludgeo'd mug.a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"
never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"
"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"
"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010
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A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
by goldspanner October 22, 2011
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