Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
by R & R September 7, 2006
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The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.
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The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.
"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."
"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."
"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."
by c.willi.m November 24, 2005
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Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
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