dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019

mississippi booce bunger

When you take a preztel stick and cover it in tobasco sauce then violently jam it in your urethra.

Yo me and that bitch got wild last night. She gave me a Mississippi booce bunger, that shit was tight.

by VYSUS February 7, 2017

bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005

Doll Bludger

A widespread Australian term and used in some other parts of the world. It is a negative term referring to those who live on government welfare payments without any good cause. They refuse to find jobs and are known for living in poor socio-economic conditions.

A Doll Bludger is a waste of taxpayers money, they are those individuals who were born with a leisurely personality and sheer laziness.

by Yada_212 January 21, 2009