bluedouche

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009

Blondologist

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

brundon

A little bastard child

I named my son brundon because he's a bastard.

Brundon is a little shit bird.

by Brundon Boy February 28, 2017

Bluntozz

a cottage version of having a blunt

"aye yo pham, pass the bluntozz"

"yo dawg mans need a bluntozz on god b"

"mans gotta get the loupack for the bluntozz fam"

"yo, on god make a bluntozz right now" - on god mike

by peter129677 November 9, 2018

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019