bluegut

noun (bloo-git)

1. Similar to the sensation of blue balls (that is to say, the painful constriction of the balls due to stimulation without satisfaction), except bluegut refers to a painful constriction of the stomach due to stimulation without satisfaction. Most often occurs while watching TV at 3am and having a Pizza Hut commercial come on.

"Oh man, look at that pizza! It's giving me some serious bluegut!"

by The Blue Gut May 23, 2007

Blueshit

A more superior form of bullshit that pertains to law enforcement. Law Enforcement Officers have to be excellent bullshitters, so they learn how to "blueshit" in the police academy. "Blueshit" is more thought out, truthful, and superior form of bullshit.

Blueshit is a synonym for pigshit.

Rick Scott getting rid of the Florida Retirement system is blueshit!

by Blue Marksman April 28, 2011

bluegum

Any black person whose gums are blue in color. Used to differentiate from the more common pink-gummed black person.

Officer "Ma'am, is this the man who robbed you?"

Woman "No officer, this man's gums are pink, the man who robbed me was a bluegum"

by bocefusbehere December 11, 2009

bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009

BLUEGRASS BLAST

When a man is receiving a blowjob, and his partner accidentally farts in their face.

My old lady was smoking my pole, when I accidentally gave her a BLUEGRASS BLAST, and she kept smoking it. WHAT A TROOPER!!!

by Tony Mc January 2, 2009

Blegh

An onomatopoeic term denoting general disgust.

I thought of getting a dream catcher tattoo because I like Native American culture and I have many dream catchers. Upon Googling "dream catcher tattoo," I discovered that miley cyrus has one. I don't want people to think I'm trying to copy her. I don't even like her. Blegh!

by adicadabra October 8, 2011

Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

by 305Goose May 30, 2018