An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

Closet Bronsexual by Unicornication June 24, 2019

Biosexual

Noun. A biophiliac, one who gets aroused by nature

"I think I’m a biosexual.
Flowers turn me on, I have eco-erotic thoughts.
The liquid trickle of the stream-flow lapping over the rocks makes my juices flow.
My loins are moist soil.
My nipples respond to the tiny cupped lips of flower petals..."
poem excerpt by La Tigresa, Dona Nieto

Biosexual by wurmspawn April 3, 2008

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blensexual

To be only attracted to said Blen.

I'm definitely Blensexual, I only crave THAT ass.

blensexual by FabbuPika July 27, 2016

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boopsexual

no sexual attraction to anyone ever
romantic attraction is maybe something that exists but i have no clue
and girls and guys are nice i guess
you know what, labels are shit, forget it :)

it's me. i'm boopsexual.

boopsexual by wildflower---- October 7, 2020

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