blokesmoker

A Blokesmoker is a derogatory term used to describe a homosexual male or anyone exhibiting the characteristics of a homosexual male such as weakness or bitchyness.
Also known as shirtlifter, turdburgler, ringpirate, pillowbiter, poofter, faggot etc

Shut the fuck up you dirty Blokesmoker!
Yeah ya fuckin Blokesmoker!

by Mad Dod Morgan August 5, 2007

Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing

Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer

by Kangaroo rapist May 25, 2018

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

blogestapo

n. Tribune English, Bill Furstenau 1 A person who uses CAPTCHA to prevent hooligans from posting unsavory comments on a blog. 2 One who deletes nonoffensive, but unflattering comments.

"The blogestapo keeps preventing me from posting comments on your blog, Beez," said John.

by cadylee January 18, 2008

blove

Better-love. Having stronger feelings for someone than just love. Term reserved for partners who are extremely corny and have a history of camping under the influence of Jungle Juice.

"I BLOVE YOU!" "I BLOOOOOOVE YOU!"
(usually yelled in different accents consistently for several minutes)

by Blover April 19, 2009

Bloes

A Hoe that Blows

Look at those Bloes over there.

by Thickumsbarbiekeels January 31, 2017

blovel

A novel created based on the contents of a blog. Coined by blogger Ana Marie Cox (aka Wonkette).

Cox, 33, began writing Wonkette two years ago and quickly became a must-read for Washington's political and media wonktocracy, working the gig into national prominence, television appearances and an inevitable "blovel."

Washington Post, Wednesday, January 4, 2006

by Doug the Definer January 5, 2006