blowminder

Something unexpected which blows your mind.

I went to a club on amateur night to hear some live music, and one of the bands was so good, I couldn't believe they weren't being played on the radio. Blowminder. End of story.

by clifjumperr October 5, 2010

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020

blondinger

Colour of hair dyed from ginger to blonde. Probably due to extreme shame of being ginger. The owner/culprit also deny dying it and instead claim that somehow ginger hair turns blonde over time.

Steven Tickle is blondinger.

by Siht July 26, 2004

• blooming izumi •

A bakudeku gacha club creator on YouTube. They blew up from a single video.

• blooming izumi • is my favorite bakudeku content creator!

by Zukubear May 10, 2021

bloingersploink

A stupid word that connor thinks he has made up, but actually hasn’t because he is an annoying, cockroach loving, pesticide spraying weirdo. It actually means a crazy, cool and random person

“Aristotle is such a bloingersploink”
- Maddy

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

Bloingersploink

A word meaning bonkers, crazy and totally rad.
Often used when referring to people who aren’t all there (in the best possible way).

Friend 1
“That kid is a total bloingersploink!”
Friend 2
“Yeah, I heard he sprayed himself with pesticides to help build his immune system !”

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019