blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015

ciroc blocked

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

by deezermandems December 25, 2018

Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 21, 2017

box blocked

Female version of cock blocked
When a girl blocks another girl from getting with a girl/guy

This bitch was trying to get all over this hottie, and I box blocked her

by sedes September 20, 2006

Cold-blooded

Somebody that doesn't give a damn about unnecessary things, that is submerged in focus and doesn't let anything get in their way.

You have to be cold-blooded to achieve the greatest that you possibly can, and then some.

by Gévaudan February 5, 2020

fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.

Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!

by jjt3hii August 29, 2010