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Blonk

A round and/or cute object
That car has a lot of blonk!
by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021
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Blonk

A nickname given to those with utmost respect. only legends get the privilege to be called such a name.
Hey, look at that guy, he's such a Blonk!
by anonymous February 13, 2025
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Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.
That car has a lot of blonk!
by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021
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blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome
by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024
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BLONKS

An outlaw motor cycle club based in Darwin, Australia during 1980s- 1990s.
Founded by "Merry" an ex FINKS outlaw motorcycle club member from Melbourne, Australia.

Th BLONKS were 'patched over' by the HELLS ANGELS in 1990s to slow down the infiltration into Darwin by REBELS and BANDIDOS outlaw motorcycle clubs.
Are ya goin out to the BLONKS clubhouse tonight?
Fuck yeah..! The topless barmaid this week is fkn hot and the strippers this week will burn the hairs off ya balls.

Ps. I was the barmaid..! (Tru story!)
by B.WILDE August 4, 2023
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blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.
Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!
by Los Patatas April 2, 2022
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blink blonk

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm
by ..o June 24, 2018
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