Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024

BLONKS

An outlaw motor cycle club based in Darwin, Australia during 1980s- 1990s.
Founded by "Merry" an ex FINKS outlaw motorcycle club member from Melbourne, Australia.

Th BLONKS were 'patched over' by the HELLS ANGELS in 1990s to slow down the infiltration into Darwin by REBELS and BANDIDOS outlaw motorcycle clubs.

Are ya goin out to the BLONKS clubhouse tonight?
Fuck yeah..! The topless barmaid this week is fkn hot and the strippers this week will burn the hairs off ya balls.

Ps. I was the barmaid..! (Tru story!)

by B.WILDE August 4, 2023

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021