by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009
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A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,
or, more often,
- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,
or, more often,
- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).
Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"
Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."
Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"
Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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A 2019 song by The Weeknd, included in his album After Hours. The song got so much popularity that it got more than 2000 billion streams in Spotify, and in 2021 is still on top of many charts around the world, including Billboard Hot 100.
by ivrugue March 2, 2021
Get the Blinding Lights mug.A female or male, (mainly refering to females though). with long blonde hair, some people think that it is an insult, but if taken the correct way it just means that you stand out because of your blonde hair and the person shouting it may like that!
by Trinkbar_Trina May 8, 2005
Get the blondie mug.When people with underlying shame-based experiences bond over the principles and egos they form along the way.
We formed what seemed like an inseverable attachment and once we acknowledged the truth of it being shame bonding, we grew even tighter.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the shame bonding mug.When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
Get the Blinding Python mug.The act where two sisters, typically twins, avoid all altercations with their friends in order to spend quality time together.
Friend: "Hey, do you twins want to hang out"
Sister1: "Sorry we can't"
Sister2: "Yeah, go away. We need to go Sister Bonding"
Sister1: "Sorry we can't"
Sister2: "Yeah, go away. We need to go Sister Bonding"
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