Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

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bolmph

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.

1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.

by J.C. June 8, 2004

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blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005

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blumphy

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...

hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it

by folklore October 27, 2007

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blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

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I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008

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