When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
by Zanethema September 4, 2017
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a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
by BernardandWally November 12, 2009
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Did you see how he/she just worked that conversation to get in their own post? What a Blogportunist.
by WriteRite May 18, 2019
Get the blogportunist mug.total online meltdown. The toys have been hurled from the pram, the messageboard has been shut down, Derek M. Powazek has abseiled down the side of the building and is tossing flaming books "of design for community" through the window. It's all over.
dreamless, o8, tw, humhum, yayhooray. In the end, someone drops one too many fwisdom bombs, and it's goodnight for everyone.
by swine January 28, 2005
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I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.
Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.
I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.
Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.
by Jeff Jeffington November 27, 2012
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Get the blimpnic mug.Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
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Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
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