haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.

Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.

by Lyndse November 5, 2008

Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

dropping a blog

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.

I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

freeway blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettP March 19, 2008

blog

n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.

by NGX February 6, 2003

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I honestly dont know what to say to you man. instead of doing your homework or working out, instead you decided to type out what was on the top of the urban website. if you dont know what bieng productive is, well thats what your not doing. i recommend going outside, breathing air and touching grass. *sigh* NOW GO OUTSIDE KID STOP BIENG A LAZY LONER

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by YourMumSussy April 4, 2023

Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010