Blowjob 

When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth

Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!

Blowjob by SlopNChop April 23, 2018

blowjobalicious 

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.

p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah

blowjobalicious by blowjoblover February 4, 2010

post-blowjob orgasm chill time 

The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.

We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.

post-blowjob orgasm chill time by jesustitz December 22, 2010

Blojob 

"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.

"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"

Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021

blowjob culture

a workplace culture in which once a mistake is made that affects a customer, subsequent mistakes will have to be fixed immediately with top priority by management, causing employees to have to drop their current tasks with the intention of pleasing the affected customer excessively

Person #1: "Ugh, my boss is making me work overtime to fix these unimportant things just to keep the customer happy"
Person #2: "Dang, this place has such a blowjob culture!"

blowjob culture by kawaiineko1337 July 7, 2023

Halloween blowjob

When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.

Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.

Halloween blowjob by LitSquad November 2, 2016

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

Blockbuster and blowjobs by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016