blobber

Someone who always lets you down.

micheka are you still coming to Ibiza...Micheka...o no sorry I can't...guess what micheka just blobbed again what a blobber

by Limborini May 7, 2008

bobbed out

Where a guy gets head from another girl

"yo joe i just got bobbed out by that adrian trick"

by JR R1GHT3R February 11, 2009

Highway blobbery

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.

Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.

by hawaiijack April 28, 2011

blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

blobbermouth

Someone who is incapable of having a conversation without spit leaving their mouth.

God, you're a blobbermouth!

by Natho1234 April 4, 2017

bobbed it up

Messed it up

When you're talking about doing one of the 5 L's but then you get caught;

"Yeah i was doing one of the L's but i bobbed it up and got caught didt aye"
"Ah fam that suks"

by bobbeditup November 30, 2017

blobbeth

Attractive, hench, sexy

He’s so blobbeth
Oi they are so blobbeth

by Dan12340987 March 3, 2018