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Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.
Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”
by HaGumby April 30, 2022
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blitchin'

Blitchin' is the act of one pretending to be involved in a "blair witch project," defined as a process of imitating the plot or actions taken by the characters in the movie, "The Blair Witch Project." Blitchin' can be performed at any time and at any place, but it is especially appropriate when documented via portable video camcorder with a proper setting of outdoors after sunset. The etymology of the word can be traced back to the year 2003 C.E. in a small town called Osawatomie in the United States of America, where it was developed as an abridged form of the phrase, "blair witch hunting."
by Deli Dingo February 4, 2006
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biotchy

A cross between trash and a biatch who thinks she is the shit. (must be said with a fake italian accent and boisterous arm movements)
The BIOTCHY, with her too tight and too low pants, looked at me as if I was the trash.
by Liz Larry December 8, 2006
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Biotches

Dumb Hoes that think you slept with their boy-friend.
Erin is such a biotch we should kick her face inher and her friends stop acting like such biotches.
by Micheal Uskavitch May 17, 2006
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bliatch

what black people use to wash their clothes
hey nigga, pass me some bliatch
by Mike July 3, 2003
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biotch

by dionysis April 27, 2005
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Biotch

by MacFuckinDaddy/PimpAssFucker October 23, 2016
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