Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
by ckarlo January 10, 2009
Get the refrigerator blindness mug.Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.
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A close relative to the term snow blindness.
1. It refers to a person who has seen so much porn he is blind to its effects
2. A person who has lost the moral perception that porn is not for everyone and its possible need for censorship to protect those who dont necessarily like it.
1. It refers to a person who has seen so much porn he is blind to its effects
2. A person who has lost the moral perception that porn is not for everyone and its possible need for censorship to protect those who dont necessarily like it.
1. I watched 14 hours of porn yesterday, after 5 it desensitised me.. after 10 i got porn blindness... the rest all I could do was listen.
2. Keith extended his phone to show us the moog getting hammered with accompanied groaning. We were slightly shocked at the reaction of shock of the other people in the bar, but Keith didnt even notice.
2. Keith extended his phone to show us the moog getting hammered with accompanied groaning. We were slightly shocked at the reaction of shock of the other people in the bar, but Keith didnt even notice.
by Steelrat56 January 2, 2005
Get the Porn Blindness mug.Whenever a fan is so "loyal" to something that they fail to see what's wrong with it. With a series, this may be the denial of any plotholes, bad creative choices, repetitiveness, or just plain stupidness. Fanboy blindess isn't restricted only to series, it can be used towards actors, companies, and many more things or people. The most prominent case of fanboy blindess in today's society is amongst fans of the Call of Duty and Twilight franchise. Someone suffering from fanboy blindess is generally in love with what they are defending, and refuse to accept any statements against it, and accept every or almost every creative decision made by the creator with gusto. They are very forgiving and accepting towards the company or creator, and are nearly impossible to reason with until either the defender becomes open minded, or until the defended finally makes a mistake so questionable it leaves even the fanboy(s) puzzled.
Fanboy: "Dude, are you going to get the new Call of Duty?"
Person: "Nah, the previous one was alright, but this one looks way too much like it, there's nothing new."
Fanboy: "ARE YOU DUMB?!? IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW! THEY HAVE NEW GUNS AND MAPS, AND YOU CAN LEVEL UP YOUR WEAPONS NOW!"
Person: "Don't they release new maps and guns like every week? Leveling up weapons in an fps is just stupid..."
Fanboy: "WHATEVER MAN, DON'T BE A HATER JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE IN GAMES!"
Fanboy: "OMG I love Twilight! The new movie is amazing! Cinematic masterpiece!"
Person: "What? You're kidding right? How can you not tell how terribly generic and scripted the writing is? Even the acting is atrocious."
Fanboy: "You're just too dumb to see Twilight for what it is! Team Edward FTW"
A case of Fanboy blindness towards a company.
Person: "You know, Dead Space 3 would be a lot better if I didn't have to pay out of my wallet in order to upgrade my gun."
Fanboy: "You don't need the upgrades, and besides, it barely costs anything, cheapass.
Person: "But it could have been included on disk, there were like 11 day one dlc..."
Person: "Nah, the previous one was alright, but this one looks way too much like it, there's nothing new."
Fanboy: "ARE YOU DUMB?!? IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW! THEY HAVE NEW GUNS AND MAPS, AND YOU CAN LEVEL UP YOUR WEAPONS NOW!"
Person: "Don't they release new maps and guns like every week? Leveling up weapons in an fps is just stupid..."
Fanboy: "WHATEVER MAN, DON'T BE A HATER JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE IN GAMES!"
Fanboy: "OMG I love Twilight! The new movie is amazing! Cinematic masterpiece!"
Person: "What? You're kidding right? How can you not tell how terribly generic and scripted the writing is? Even the acting is atrocious."
Fanboy: "You're just too dumb to see Twilight for what it is! Team Edward FTW"
A case of Fanboy blindness towards a company.
Person: "You know, Dead Space 3 would be a lot better if I didn't have to pay out of my wallet in order to upgrade my gun."
Fanboy: "You don't need the upgrades, and besides, it barely costs anything, cheapass.
Person: "But it could have been included on disk, there were like 11 day one dlc..."
by black white man April 14, 2013
Get the fanboy blindness mug.A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008
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2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves
by Jman December 21, 2004
Get the blindside mug.In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
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