blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.

For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.

by Joshman313 January 26, 2016

Blimline Out

To leave abruptly without warning. To secretly exit with calculated precision, leaving a wake of confusion, and chaos behind. Premeditated departure from a position of responsibility, or authority.

He was feeling the pressure of responsibility, so he decided to Blimline out without warning.

by CiparBSV July 25, 2018

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011

Body Blaming

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.

"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.

by ill ness November 9, 2021

New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011

blimbo

A girl who gives blimpies.(giving head to a guy taking a shit.)

They are dirty girls who are turned on by poo smell and blow jobs.

That chick is a dirty blimbo

by Nathy April 12, 2008

blemis

the film-like substance that forms on top of soups and gravy.

Ewwww, the gravy has blemis on it.

You're human blemis.

by lrb March 18, 2004