BLAMF

Acryonm for "bow legged Arkansas mother fucker"

A person who walks around everywhere in cowboy boots with their knees bent outward despite never having actually ridden a horse before.

All these god damn blamfs spitting dip everywhere.

by RHYNOSAURUSREX May 25, 2018

Blimlimlim

A nonsense word curious George wrote after he finished learning half of the alphabet. Comes from "Curious George Learns the Alphabet".

"But what on earth is a Dalg or a Glidj or a Blimlimlim?"

by JYi2009 September 14, 2020

Blifit

Ten pounds of shit in a nine pound bag.

A guy or girl who wears clothing so tight that large slabs of fat ooze out where ever possible.

Hey, from this high up I can see that blifit's ass crack!

by KevinW February 2, 2006

blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.

For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.

by Joshman313 January 26, 2016

Blimline Out

To leave abruptly without warning. To secretly exit with calculated precision, leaving a wake of confusion, and chaos behind. Premeditated departure from a position of responsibility, or authority.

He was feeling the pressure of responsibility, so he decided to Blimline out without warning.

by CiparBSV July 25, 2018

Blipfiz

Sexy videogamer with a rly big cock and rly good aim and could clap you and yo homies he also fucks so many bitches and gets so many dudes including: Toczikk, Beanb, Cooperplays, and every pro crimpier.

Blipfiz clapped me yesterday in criminality comp. Blipfiz is so sexy irl

by CodedCosmetics February 13, 2022

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011