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Acryonm for "bow legged Arkansas mother fucker"

A person who walks around everywhere in cowboy boots with their knees bent outward despite never having actually ridden a horse before.
All these god damn blamfs spitting dip everywhere.
BLAMF by RHYNOSAURUSREX May 25, 2018
Words you can keep
1. Comic book onomatapeia illustrating the sound of a blow or punch, or two items such as slamming together, such as a train colliding into a wall. Much like "pow!"

2. Generic exclamation that can subsitute for almost any four letter word.

3. Acronym which can be used as an empty vessel to fill in various meanings. The most common is "Buzzin' Like a Mother Fucker", commonly spoken by marijuana users, but also has been used to mean, for example, "Big Legged Amazons Make Friends" or any of myriad other meanings which are convenient at the time they are used. This has led to the existence of the "BLAMF game", in which contestants compete to outdo each other in coming up with meanings for "BLAMF".

4. Name of a band located in Bloomington, Indiana.
1. BLAMF! Oof!

2. BLAMF off!

3. Are you BLAMF yet?
blamf by Guitarface February 16, 2007
Related Words
blamf BAMF blaf bamfing blafrican Blafrican-American BAMFC Bamff bamford BLAAF

bamfatron 

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.
wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!
bamfatron by T money inda house August 17, 2009

blafuagua 

1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019
Bad ass mother fucker
Man,Davis you are a BAMF and Martain you suck.
BAMF by Anonymous October 27, 2003
Word of the Day on December 23, 2019

da bloop d blam 

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.
Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!
da bloop d blam by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018
Someone or something that is weird or out of the ordinary. It can also be used to describe a way or emotion you feel, or a situation that is going on. Mostly used with a negative connotation but can be used as a positive thing with the right situation.
Anthony- Let's all get drunk and naked! Let's party

Brad- Damn that fool is hella blafgu.

Paul- Have you heard the new lady Gaga cd?
Hiro- its almost as blafgu as you.
Blafgu by KingBlaf January 17, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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