Jessica Belvins is the wife of famous youtuber and twitch streamer Ninga. he is most famously known for his fortnite videos, in witch he get the gay royale each time. Jessica is also known for her amazing pussy. Unfortunatly, ninga ( aka nigga) is to busy fortnutting all over his PC for sex. one day, jessica got really tired of ninga not cumming in her vag. she took his gaming mouse and crammed that shit right up her pussy, hoping that ninga would finaly fuck her. instead, he took his pickaxe a fortnite tool, and loot laked that bitch so hard that she died. RIP Jessica you was my nigga.
"hey cunt, you ever fucked that hoe Jessica Belvins?"
"Nah nigga, im too afraid that ningas going to double pump my bitch ass if i come close"
"damn that's tough"
"Nah nigga, im too afraid that ningas going to double pump my bitch ass if i come close"
"damn that's tough"
by bigblackcook69 February 20, 2019
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1: An easily entertained and comically inclined person with a remarkable ability to retain large quantities of trivial facts.
2: Someone with a tendency to lock themselves in their room to play nintendo games and order upwards of five pizzas for theirselves to eat in the dark alone.
3: Someone who calls people buddy with slightly too much enthusiasm.
4: Someone who thinks standing on an athletic field with water constitues being an athlete.
5: Someone who, after not showering for a few hours, begins to produce an awkward odor that often has the ability to fill a room with dimensions of up to 30ftx40ft.
Synonyms: Entertaining
Antonyms: Productive
1: An easily entertained and comically inclined person with a remarkable ability to retain large quantities of trivial facts.
2: Someone with a tendency to lock themselves in their room to play nintendo games and order upwards of five pizzas for theirselves to eat in the dark alone.
3: Someone who calls people buddy with slightly too much enthusiasm.
4: Someone who thinks standing on an athletic field with water constitues being an athlete.
5: Someone who, after not showering for a few hours, begins to produce an awkward odor that often has the ability to fill a room with dimensions of up to 30ftx40ft.
Synonyms: Entertaining
Antonyms: Productive
#1: "He just went up to his mother with a pot on his head and told her he was a pothead."
#2: "What a Blevin."
#2: "What a Blevin."
by Selby Brown June 7, 2007
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Is usually done on a Friday or Saturday night after consuming ridiculous amounts of alcohol with 'the boys'.
Originated from latin, see; blumpkin. Other variations include crumpkin.
Is usually done on a Friday or Saturday night after consuming ridiculous amounts of alcohol with 'the boys'.
Originated from latin, see; blumpkin. Other variations include crumpkin.
Bruzzie 1: Man what did u do Friday night?
Bruzzie 2: Man I got a Blevin
Bruzzie 1: ... You are god. *speechless*
Bruzzie 2: Man I got a Blevin
Bruzzie 1: ... You are god. *speechless*
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Dont make that guy mad!
Why not? He doesnt look so tough.
Dude no i heard he used a Blevinate on a guy at a party!
Holy fuck im scared now!!
Why not? He doesnt look so tough.
Dude no i heard he used a Blevinate on a guy at a party!
Holy fuck im scared now!!
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