hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.

(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.

by Toa56584 October 22, 2024

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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

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Meme Bleacher

Some dumbfuck who makes memes and loves them.

Oh,Pedro is a meme bleacher. He likes his memes

by FuckBoi8283 June 10, 2018

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anus bleacher

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69

Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher

by Pppppachi October 14, 2017

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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 5, 2010

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bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020

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