bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Breacher

it's a Class in other games.. supposedly wielding Pump Actions shotguns, Lever action shotguns, or ETC.
RL: it's a Soldier with Shotguns, however pump actions. EX: Remington 870, Mossberg 590, or even.. SPAS-12.

they are used to Breach doors, anything that's breakable.
Shotgunner but.. "FBI OPEN UP"

Remember kids, don't "Breach" anything

Breacher: *breaks/breachs door with shotguns*
the Enemy/Insurgent: Oh no guys, they're Breaching- *gets hit by a door that's Breaked/Breached*
the other Insurgent/Enemy: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!

Specialist and other Riflemans/Soldiers: get wrecked, bozos
Shotgunner: bro made a meme called "FBI OPEN UP" 💀

by JaredPogis June 17, 2023

Bleached

When a black (African) woman has sex with a white (Caucasian) man, she is said to be bleached. Also refers to a black woman that regularly endeavours in sexual intercourse with white men.

Person: "Jasmine is such a gold digger, she is always going with white guys."
Other person: "She ain't a gold digger, she's after all white men, she's just bleached."

by knikknax March 31, 2017

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Bleached booty hole

When you bleach your butt hole to get it clean and ready for anal. To purify it from its sins. Make sure object entering the booty will be clean when leaving.

"Yo shayshay did you bleached your booty hole for tonight?" "Yah Troy baby it's all nice and white, so no dirty diggen tonight." "Good girl I love a bleached booty hole!(;"

by Pusspussnumber1 May 8, 2014

Breacher

When your Poop breaches the top of the water while taking a dump.

I had a breacher after that big dinner yesterday.

by FaZe Tiko July 3, 2020

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009