Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.

"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer

by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

blasphemy

a slang term for the word bullshit.

Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.

by Jacky L January 9, 2008

blasphemer

a regular of urbandictionary.com

just look up Jesus..

by Dave June 10, 2003

blasphemous

offensive toward anyone's particular religion or beliefs.

The thought of Moose eating a double ham and pepperoni pizza with a side of porkribs and a pig cola is very blasphemous.

by OrrFace Killa May 29, 2005