Blap

To get caught up by the police.

let's cut, i'm not tryin to get blapped.

by OKG July 1, 2008

Blap

A time when usually everyone is asleep except tweekers. Around 4:30 am

They were out there working on the boat at blap thirty

by Crankey August 18, 2015

Blap

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.

Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!

by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009

blap

The art of slapping someone across the face with your penis, then they become your bitch.

Shaggs was pissing me off so I blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch, I pwned him.

by The Holy Diving Troll November 6, 2013

Blapped

Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.

"I was so blapped at the party last night!"

by T.Z. January 27, 2008

Blap

When you make that popping noise with your mouth.

Blap

by Jensoekamdhkeowns April 5, 2013

Blap Blap

CSGO London Major Grand Finals 1st map, casters' reaction to Dupreeh with an AutoShotgun

Blap Blap!

by Pope Clement VII September 23, 2018