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A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time
ur mom gave me a blunkin
Blunkin by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008
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Essentially the compliment to 'blackout', as used in the term 'blackout drunk', wherein an individual comes around from their supposed state of extreme intoxication and into a surprised and often traumatized state. Is often reached a few hours after peak alcohol consumption and in the middle of a compromising or otherwise unwanted situation. Not to be confused with the other kind of 'blackout drunk', which refers to when an individual actually loses consciousness. Somehow, the two are used interchangeably these days by the youth.
Cletus: Did you see bongqueesha last night at that toga party? Bitch was in the middle of a cunnilingus kegstand when she fell down, looked around, and stumbled off vomiting!

DeSean: Damn, talk about a blackin to remember.
Blackin by Longrod Von Hugedong April 22, 2013

blakin it up 

when u are fuckin up beyond reason!
man u really blakin it up today
blakin it up by blake little April 4, 2009
The act of giving a blowjob while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.
Guy 1: "I walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me."
Guy 2: "Brah, you just got a blarkin!"
blarkin by 220historian June 17, 2011
Take a shit while receiving a blow job
A Blonkin is the act of taking a shit while getting head from a female.
blonkin by NastyAli February 29, 2008

Whats Blackin 

another way of saying whats up usually said to a black friend
Whats Blackin by iZayk23 March 24, 2010