Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

by User1893 January 30, 2023

tash bland

A tash bland is when a person is very beautiful both inside and out. A tash bland can be strong independent and very intelligent. They have many friends, and many want to be like them,

Girl : I'm so insecure
Boy: But why, you look like a tash bland..'
Girl : I LOVE YOU

by illnevertellllllllllllllllll October 28, 2010

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

bland chick

A girl with no defining features, comes off a production line. As plain as bulk vanilla ice cream from a large tub. eg.10 things i hate about you chick, julia stiles, not Larisa Oleynik.....sheeessss hottt!.

man that girl is like, go-able but....she's just bland, there's nothing there. watta bland chick! ..another thing..in that movie julia styles flashes the teacher...whith what?....im asking what...seriously...it pisses me off...

by laurozza October 2, 2007

Patricia bland

some black girl shes stupid

bruh its Patricia bland lets leave shes so stupid

by quandle bingle balls December 1, 2022

boy bland

Just another boring, manufactured boy band, singing boring, manufactured pop songs.

Britney: OMG, that 'One Direction' are such a total boy bland!
Courtney: Totally!

by samusamus December 13, 2010

Bland white

A white American who lacks swagger, not the kind of man you see on the dance floor but the kind of man you expect to see going to watch the masters in Augusta.

Thomas is such a bland white, him and his wife Emily only play batgammon.

by Realfamsord May 4, 2022