dry bagging

When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.

Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.

by skachild86 June 28, 2020

fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

bragging rights

They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.

Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:

-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons

However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.

Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.

by Zen Master Alvey August 30, 2007

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 7, 2009