lauder

an enormous projectile vomit while consuming huge quantities of alcohol. Short version of Lauderdaling.

Shit dude I just saw her lauder!

Dude if you drink anymore your gona start to lauder!

I caught her laudering again in the frat house!

Dude, she just laudered over my car!

by urban duderang April 18, 2016

Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.

A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010

nicky lauder

Cockney Rhyming slang for powder - cocaine.

can you sort us a gram of nicky me old mucker.

by ebeneezeer October 26, 2003

Daniel Lauder

A extremely weak and skinny 5'7 14 year old with a tiny dick who somehow succeeds in getting women.

Person 1: How's that weak skinny guy getting all the bitches

Person 2: Oh that's just Daniel Lauder

by FatCock M'c CockCock May 1, 2022

MAX LOUDER

MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.

During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.

by jpg3 February 9, 2014

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019

Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.

After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*

by battmerns February 25, 2021