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Harold Lauder 

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

nicky lauder 

can you sort us a gram of nicky me old mucker.
nicky lauder by ebeneezeer October 26, 2003

Daniel Lauder 

A extremely weak and skinny 5'7 14 year old with a tiny dick who somehow succeeds in getting women.
Person 1: How's that weak skinny guy getting all the bitches

Person 2: Oh that's just Daniel Lauder

MAX LOUDER 

MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.
During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.
MAX LOUDER by jpg3 February 9, 2014

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021