Bladduming

Rolling your tounge out of your mouth in a certain way to where it makes a "bladdum" noise.

Usually a small child will begin bladduming of boredom during the commercial breaks of T.V.

by Bladdumgirly December 28, 2008

Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)

by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

blathering blatherskite

A slur that means unsuccessful, inferior, or unfit. Usually used in the context of school.

You blathering blatherskite! you will never amount to anything!

by CreepX1_ February 1, 2021

Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.

Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.

by Third floor massive February 17, 2022

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022

No-ller Bladding

is when you go to the skate park to roller blade but you have no blades so you run around and do tricks.

Cheeze - Hey brett you wanna go No-ller Bladding?

Breezy - Heck ya i do it is so awesome!

by Alex "Cheeze" Brewer April 2, 2009

private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009