Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”

by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021

going back to your roots

To have sex with an ex.

Jerry, "hey dude where were you last night?"
Kevin, "dude I was with Jessica to go back to my roots."

Jason, "yo I saw you with amy last night, did you go back to your roots?"
Darren, "yeah dude, sometimes desperation means going back to your roots."

by william shitner February 13, 2013

rooters back

Chronic lower back ache common amongst people that root!

Often caused by over vigorous activity or trying new positions not flexible enough to pull off

I won't be into work today as I have a back case of rooters back

by VoM-NZ April 22, 2024