blubber tuck

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants

Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".

by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.

My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

Blabberwocky

A loquacious drunk prone to telling long nonsensical stories while gesticulating furiously.

Last night I saw a blabberwocky get ejected from the bar for knocking over a servers tray of drinks while trying to tell a story about flyfishing.

by DennyRipmaster May 7, 2009

blubber block

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.

Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.

by Paul Corn January 17, 2008

Blubbersex

The act of banging when you are fat as a whale. So is your partner in blubbersex.

Dude, did you hear, they had blubbersex. Ewww grosss!

by Spoony McSpoon September 13, 2009

Blubber Bun

This occurs when fat people wear pants a little to tight, and a hot dog bun-like mass forms at the bottom of the ass, much like a second, smaller ass.

Mikey: Look at that fat lady's rear, there's like a tiny little ass at the bottom!
Negin: It's called a Blubber Bun, Mikey, get it right.

by BeauNWO June 20, 2011

whale blubber

To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.

“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”

by Eldon John March 22, 2019