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blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.
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Blackicorn 

Pretty much, an albino Unicorn. But 100% blacker. A very magestical creature and is rarest among all of the animal kingdom.

First recorded sight of a Blackicorn: 7/4/2011, on a boat somewhere in St. Louis, Missouri.

No Blackicorn has been captured on film yet, and if they do, scientists predict that it will only show up in the light, as it would blend in the shadows.
Holy nipples! I just saw a fucking BLACKICORN!
Blackicorn by Paulislegit September 11, 2011

Blacking for gas 

Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier
"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'
Blacking for gas by Beefneckboy November 3, 2016

All Blacks

Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)
All Blacks by hammer November 17, 2003

blackie chan 

A Black Dude that knows karate. Combonation of "Black" and "Jackie Chan".
No Blackie Chan, Break the Board with your hand, not your .22...
blackie chan by Boxy Brown June 3, 2006

blacklisted 

to get rid of someone, not talk to anymore, pretend you never met them
After she cheated on me, she was blacklisted from me and all my friends
blacklisted by blaklistd December 9, 2008

Blackfishing 

When a white person has purposely made themselves appear black on the internet
Person 1: have you seen beckys new post? She’s literally Facetuned herself so much. She looks black!
Person 2: she’s blackfishing
Blackfishing by definitionzz November 11, 2019
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