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Bored and/or Horny. a combination of both.
I'm sittin by myself and I'm Borney.
Borney by JennyBugg November 2, 2006
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A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.
bjorked by Rymix June 26, 2006
Blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! Musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. Sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.
Hot Hot Hot!
bjorn by angelic_creature May 18, 2004
Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.
Björn by mirwell June 13, 2013
v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."
bjorned by atomica45 October 16, 2012
Borneo is the third-largest island in the world and the largest in Asia.
Last weekend, I went to Sabah located in Borneo.
Borneo by Anonymous Android Fan March 30, 2020