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bitchfit

when someone pisses you off so much you just snap and start flipping the fuck out

you do NOT want to be near someone when they have a bitchfit
Jessica: UGH JANE FUCK OFF
Josie: NO STOP JANE'S GONNA HAVE A BITCHFIT
Jane: THE FUCK YOU SAY? etc.
by swaggeroniANDcheese April 25, 2016
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bitchhickers

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!
by crincled November 7, 2010
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Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.
Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."
by Reap4u March 27, 2015
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bitchhat

When a woman in your life, who is typically nice, is suddenly bitchy, she is donning her bitchhat.
"You still haven't taken out the garbage? Get off your ass!"

"Sorry--didn't know you put your bitchhat on this morning."
by MFalcon May 4, 2016
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No Bitchesitis (NBI)

A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…
Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”

Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).
by 🪦💀🪦 August 21, 2022
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bitchitizing

when a bitch makes another girl a bitch; when bitchness rubs off
Alex dont talk to her shes bitchitizing you
by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003
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Cunt Bitch Shit Fuck

Also known as a "Fathom Crotreau," this is the female version of the devil. She hates everything, and is probably big enough to kill you and eat you.
Stay away from that girl, man. She's a cunt bitch shit fuck.
by caaaaaps March 26, 2011
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