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bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB July 20, 2008
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bitcheater

One who consumes human beings defined as "bitches" on a daily basis.

Derogatory term.
Wow, John is being a real bitcheater tonight.

That bitcheater just ate my bitch!
by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008
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bitchspatch

A term used to discribe a ambulance dispatcher, by an ambulance crew who are upset with dispatch for either being overworked., not getting meal breaks or just plain poor dispatching.
That bitchspatcher is sending me on a call while I am on my lunch.
by John97 January 21, 2008
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Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.
Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party
by YTCD September 13, 2009
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Bitchpacker

- Someone who packs bitches in garbage cans.

- Someone who stuffs female dogs so they'll last forever.

- A girl who likes the Green Bay Packers.
"Damn those Bitchpackers!"
by Nojiko January 2, 2004
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Bitchpad

noun; derived from the noun 'scratchpad' and the verb 'bitch'.

"Bitchpad" is a name given to any website which has a user contributed element to its content, but in which the 'bitching' has reached saturation point and overwhelms the original focus of the site.

For any user-input based site, there is a danger that its users will start to use it as a free public forum for their own gripes and dislikes. Instead of contributing to the site as intended (eg. defining slang terms), they decide to start slagging off anyone or anything they feel like just because they can. Bloated with useless content, the site becomes a bitchpad, populated by people who don't have much to say, so they say it anyway.

Typically, content which classifies a site as a bitchpad can be called pointlessly negative; excessive flaming and complaining are common, but the key element is the presence of unprovoked attacks which are based on personal preference and totally lack any balance or rationality. These attacks are usually directed towards celebrities or bands, but frequently towards other users who do not share the same viewpoint as the bitcher on any given subject.

Spam is NOT a contributing factor. A bitchpad is characterised by conscious acts of wilful pointlessness.

In essence, a bitchpad is a site which has been unfairly taken advantage of; a website which innocently bent over to tie its shoelace but was gang raped in the process.

According to the eminent esociologist Rumgolio Fogg, for any site based on user contributions, the time taken (t) for said site to reach bitchpad status is directly proportional to the users' accountability (a) for their contributions and the difficultly (d) with which contributions can be made. This is known as Fogg's Law, and can be simplified thus: t = ad
"Urban Dictionary used to be informative and interesting, but now it's just a bitchpad"
by foth September 16, 2008
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bitchatic

as a fan becomes a fanatic, a bitch becomes a bitchatic
derivative...bitchatical. She's more than an extreme bitch, she's a bitchatic
by bitchin1 February 28, 2010
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